This magnificent cocktail curvalicious glass straw is all you need to take with you, pretty much everywhere.  Picture this:

You: Waiter... please no plastic straw. It's disgusting.

Waiter: Oh but ma'm / sir, how come? How will you ever be able to drink your fancy drink?

You: Do not fret my friend, check this out ***pulls out your glass straw, SO shiny, SO magnificent, SO fancy*** 

Waiter: OH WOW! Now THAT is a STRAW...

You: Cocktail Glass Straw my friend... 

They come in 7 different colours length and are:

 Approximately 14.5 cm in length, 

 Approximately 8 mm in diameter

 Approximately 1.5 mm in thickness 

 Eco friendly

Durable

Washer machine safe

Pretty freakin' cool looking. 

Imagine yourself in a hammock, by a sandy beach, next to a palm tree, beautiful blue sky, rocking out those sunglasses and in your hands a huge coconut and in the coconut..wait for it...waaaaaait for iiiiiiit.... ONE of these undistorted perpendicular glass straw. MAGIC !